Ali Abdaal Jokes
Ali Abdaal is so productive that …
- whenever his assistant goes on a holiday, Gmail servers go down (because he has to reply to his own mails).
- he has to change his keyboard every month.
- the trademark office fears that he might file an application on the word productive.
- that Google maps want to hire him as he’s solved the travelling salesman problem.
- he has 72hrs in a day. Go 3x my bios.
- he uses three computers at a time to be 100% productive
- that his editors have to slow his videos down to 0.25x speed before uploading.
- Whenever he uses a website, it’s a DOS attack on the website.
- Kubernetes was invented for servers to scale up because of him.
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- Ali has not released his book yet so that GRRM doesn’t feel bad about not completing ASOIAF. If the world’s most productive person can’t finish a book in a year then you can definitely chill.
- Guniess want to give him the record of most productive person but apparently, they are not productive enough by his standards.
Not to be taken seriously.
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